Borat Has Sexytime Explosion!

BoratSagdiyev · Nov 16, 2005

In case anyone is wondering why I haven't been posting as much this is why. I have been very busy. Thank you. Please do not move to prophylactic room.Thank you.

Borat Has Sexytime Explosion!

Jagshemash! It's me, Borat. HI! I am make-up preparation. I the number two television journalist in Kazakhstan. My other professions: ice maker and gypsy catcher. HIGH FIVE! [Makes high five motion.] You will not escape, Borat will get you. [Makes fist.] Call Kazakhstan-2417 for guarantee removal. It is no surprise that I have been select to host this year's MTV Europe Music Awards, which will be locate in Portugal. I apologize that I absent for make this announcement today but I have a visa delay due to sex crime misunderstanding.

Since it was launch one year ago, MTV is still my country's number one soft porno channel. I very much enjoy make hand relief to the singing prositutes. NICE. I look forward to meeting biggest stars in popular music. Terence Trent D'Arby. C&C Music Manufacturing Plant. And also world's most beautiful woman. Liza Minnelli. Wawaweewaa! I would very much like to make romance inside her. Since I have been give this job, I have also receive a letter from a lady called Victoria Beckhams. I do not know who you are but if you are watching this then my answer is "Yes, you may appear on the show in return for fellatio." Thank-you and I see you in lesbian. I like you. Jendobrie! [Air blows up his lap.]